I Feel Like Such a Horrible Person, But...

Casey Anthony is hot and I would totally bang her. She's hot as hell and would probably be a good lay. I honestly have no idea if she actually killed her daughter (my opinion is she didn't, she was just a negligent mother), but she's out of jail now and without a kid. She's hot, she's single, and she's bound to make money with book deals and interviews. The only thing preventing me from actively pursuing this (probably crazy) woman is that she lives in Orlando, the hometown of utterly insane people.

Vivid Video was considering offering Anthony a porn deal, but they changed their minds, probably out of fear that they would face scrutiny or mass protests for promoting a woman who many Americans feel is guilty. I would have loved to see a Casey Anthony porno, rather than these awful porn movies being made by quasi-celebrities like Amy Fisher and Chyna. Hopefully once everyone forgets who the hell Casey Anthony is, she'll consider the porn idea, capitalizing on her party girl image.

THERE. I SAID. I WOULD BANG CASEY ANTHONY. SHE'S HOT.