Sunday, January 30, 2011

New Superman Casted

Feast your eyes on the next Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, 27 year old British actor Henry Cavill, mostly known for being on The Tudors. The first picture is from his upcoming show Immortals where he will playing the role of Theseus. Cavill is surprisingly enough, not a surprise choice. He was the front-runner for the lead role in Superman Returns back when Brett Ratner and McG were attached to direct. He's also got some experience in working with big budget high profile production, being the runner-up to Daniel Craig for the role of James Bond in Casino Royale before he was deemed too young for the part and he even auditioned for the role of Bruce Wayne/Batman in Batman Begins.

So what do we have to check off on our list of Superman qualities?
  • Square Jaw
  • Blue Eyes
  • Muscular Frame
  • Good looking, but someone you could see as also being a huge dork.
Well, 3/4 isn't too bad, Cavill has green eyes. They could always digitally alter his eye color like they did to Brandon Routh.... Okay, maybe they'll just use blue eye contact lenses this time...

With Christopher Nolan producing, David S. Goyer writing, and Zack Snyder directing, this new Superman movie is shaping up to be a huge movie that will make everyone forget Superman Returns ever existed. Here's to hoping Snyder and Goyer remove all Christ allegory shit and keep Superman as what he does best: JUGGLING PLANETS MOTHERFUCKER.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

I Had to Get an iPhone 3GS

Yeah, you read that title right. Not, "I Got an iPhone 3GS," but I HAD to get a 3GS. I have been a proud iPhone user since June 2008. In the past 2 1/2 years of owning my phone (the longest I have ever owned a single phone) I have had little to no problems with it, other than getting horrific reception within my own house, and problems connecting to wi-fi networks. So basically, I've owned an iPod Touch that can occasionally make phone calls and look at barebones websites for the past 2 1/2 years. A few months ago, my phone decided to just stop connecting to wi-fi networks no matter what efforts I made. I decided that enough was enough and I decided to rectify the problem myself.

After following Apple's own instructions on their website (which ironically I couldn't access own my iPhone without connecting via the Edge network), I somehow ended up removing the ability to make and receive calls on my phone and removed the ability to connect to the Edge network. I was fed up and decided to take it to the AT&T Store where they replaced my SIM card, restoring my phone to its settings before I tried to fix things. My next option was to go to the one place on Earth I hate more than any other:
The Apple Store is infamous for seemingly only employing douchebags, people who act like douchebags, and people who may become a douchebag. Another disturbing trend I've noticed at Apple Stores is they have a serious lack of female employees, usually only employed as managers or in the stock room, and Apple Store employees tend to be white males between the ages of 18-20.

So unfortunately, I was forced to go the Apple Store because my phone's problem was hardware related. Very quickly, the douchebag helping me determined that my phone's wi-fi device was totally broken. I could get my phone repaired for $50, or I could just get an iPhone 3GS for $50. Hmmm...... Gee, I wonder which one is the better option?

Needless to say, I now own an iPhone 3GS. This thing outperforms the original iPhone on every level. The original iPhone does not support iOS 4.0, so the new OS was just mindblowing to me. the amount of organization, the wallpapers, the 3G speed, the voice control functions, everything is just amazing on this thing. My only complaint is that I could not get an iPhone 4 for $50 and do video calls with people even though I don't know anybody with an iPhone 4.

My favorite new feature of all, however, has to be the app multitasking. I used to hate going to the home screen just to go from text messages to looking at a website, but now with a simple double push of the home button, I can access my last 4 used apps. I've advocated this before in person to people, but I guess I'll say it on this blog too:

Once you go iPhone, you never go back.

I used to own a Razr, but there is no way I will ever go back to a phone that cannot do the things the iPhone does.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The PSP2 Has FINALLY Been Confirmed and it's Not What we Expected

This is Sony's next portable handheld, codenamed the NGP, Next Generation Portable. As you can see, it looks a lot more like a PSP than many people were guessing; the key additions and changes are a 2nd analog stick, moving the power button to the top, moving the storage slot to the top, and making the games cartridge based for the first time in Sony's history. Here are the exact specs, as provided by Sony:


CPU: ARM Cortex-A9 core (4 core)

GPU: SGX543MP4+

External Dimensions: Approx. 182.0 x 18.6 x 83.5mm (width x height x depth) (tentative, excludes largest projection)

Screen: 5 inches (16:9), 960 x 544, Approx. 16 million colors, OLED

Touchscreen: Multi-touch screen (capacitive type)

Rear touchpad: Multi-touch pad (capacitive type)

Cameras: Front camera; rear camera

Sound: Built-in stereo speakers; built-in microphone

Sensors: Six-axis motion sensing system (three-axis gyroscope, three-axis accelerometer); three-axis electronic compass

Location: Built-in GPS; Wi-Fi location service support

Keys/Switches:
PS button; power button; directional buttons (Up/Down/Right/Left); action buttons (Triangle, Circle, Cross, Square); shoulder buttons (Right/Left); right and left sticks; Start button; Select button; volume buttons (+/-)

Wireless communications:
Mobile network connectivity (3G); IEEE 802.11b/g/n (n = 1x1) (Wi-Fi) (Infrastructure mode/Ad-hoc mode); Bluetooth 2.1+EDR (A2DP/AVRCP/HSP)


In addition to all that, the NGP will have full PSN support, including trophies. Sony has hinted that 3G will not be included on all systems and may release two versions of the handheld, a cheaper version without 3G and the base version that includes it. Because the NGP has Six-Axis and Bluetooth technology, it's entirely possible this could be used as a fully functional PS3 controller. As far as what media games will come in, Sony has created a new flash-based cartridge that will be the main medium games will come in. The other media is digital download just like the PSP and PSPgo before it. As far as how games will be saved via digital download, Sony has not revealed anything other than the NGP does feature a slot to put a memory card of some sort, but has not revealed whether it's an SD card, a memory stick, or onto a hard drive. It's fairly obvious that because the games will not be disc based anymore, games can be saved on the cartridge.

This thing is going to be incredibly expensive.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Jay Cutler a Quitter? Don't be Ridiculous. Also, a Preview of Super Bowl XLV

Currently, Jay Cutler is being blasted at by current and former players for being a quitter for exiting the NFC Championship game against the Green Bay Packers with a knee injury in the 3rd quarter. The 2nd string quarterback managed to be a spectacular failure and the 3rd string QB managed to get a touchdown, but not enough to take them back into the game. What made a lot of this worse was that the players blasting Cutler's toughness were texting and tweeting this shit during the game. After the game, several Chicago Bears players came to Cutler's defense stating that he's one of the toughest guys on the team and that he would only stay on the bench if he knew there was no way he could play.

This morning, MRI scans revealed Jay Cutler received a torn MCL. It's unknown if he needs surgery on it yet, but the point is that a torn MCL is not a minor injury like a sprained ankle. Despite this news, there are still some players, and worst of all sports reporters, who continue to question Cutler's toughness during the NFC Championship game. The best thing that could possibly happen to Cutler right now is that his injury is revealed to need surgery on it. That way, only the true assholes will continue to remain criticize Cutler for not playing with a severe injury and Cutler will be redeemed.

Last week, Kobe Bryant said the Denver Nuggets fans were idiots for booing Carmelo Anthony during the trade talks with New Jersey since 'Melo was continuing to play at a high level and was doing everything possible to not get traded. Today, I say Chicago Bears fans are idiots for burning Cutler's jersey and insisting he leave Chicago. If Cutler hadn't been traded to the Bears from the Broncos, the Bears probably wouldn't have even made the playoffs.

The Super Bowl matchup is now set, the Green Bay Packers versus the Pittsburgh Steelers, two of the most storied franchises in the NFL, and certainly a far more watchable Super Bowl than last year's Colts vs Saints. The Packers and Steelers both destroyed their competition in the playoffs thus far and we are going to have a Super Bowl for the first time where the 1st and 2nd ranked defenses face each other. The Packers are also the first NFC team to be seeded #6 to reach the Super Bowl.

One thing that makes this game particularly exciting for sports analysts (or at least ESPN) is that they predicted the Packers would win the Super Bowl before the season started. ESPN is sure to talk non-stop about the Packers these next 2 or 3 weeks, whether they win or not. It's kind of funny, the Steelers are going to be competing for their 7th Super Bowl win, which would place them 2 wins ahead of the Cowboys and 49ers, but hardly anyone at ESPN is giving the Steelers any chance to win. While I admit that the Packers are most likely going to win, it's still kind of sad that the Steelers are being dismissed so easily despite being so incredibly dominant this year.

I'm not really picking sides for the big game, but I will say this: Whoever wins is more than deserving of it and will be a much better champion than the Saints were.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Square Enix Throws Everyone for a Loop and Does Something Epic

Earlier today, Square Enix updated the Final Fantasy XIII-2 website, adding the trailer from the 1st Production Dept. Conference in HD. To pretty much everyone's surprise, the English site also received a trailer in English. Yes, you read right, the first trailer already has English voice acting in it. Granted, it's only Lightning speaking, but the point is that Japanese and English voice acting are being done simultaneously.

Of course, SE had to out-do themselves again today, announcing the official release dates for the North American and European versions: March 22nd and March 25th, respectively, less than 3 weeks after the Japanese release date. This means that Square Enix was working on the Japanese and English versions simultaneously. Who is this company and what have they done with the old one? Because I really want them to stay.

Just to be even more awesome, the new director/producer of Final Fantasy XIV wrote a lengthy letter to the fans, showing the results of the public poll taken around New Year's. In it, those polled felt that the biggest change needed to FF14 was more quests and more incentive to socialize since there is currently no incentive. Surprising to nobody (except the majority of people in my linkshell), more than 85% of those polled would welcome overwhelming sweeping changes that would completely change how Final Fantasy XIV functions. Yoshi-P then listed the numerous changes coming to the game starting in February that would basically make the game a lot more like Final Fantasy XI to the point where they are considering even changing every class' name to be more in line with traditional Final Fantasy names, like changing Gladiator to Paladin or Knight as well as changing how classes function to increase individuality.

SE just continues to be more awesome, but I have to admit that most of this seems to be doubled efforts to save their own skin after Final Fantasy XIII didn't quite get the reception they hoped for and initial sales of Final Fantasy XIV was incredibly disappointing. Nevertheless, this could be one of the biggest years in Square Enix's history that does not involve a numbered FF or Dragon Quest being released.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Top 11 Reasons Why You Should Stay the Fuck Away From thatguywiththeglasses.com

The topic's title is misleading, sorry. But so is their website's so-called "Channel Awesome". It's not awesome at all.

Meet Doug Walker, AKA That Guy With the Glasses, AKA the Nostalgia Critic.You may have seen his 5-Second Movies or Nostalgia Critic videos on Youtube a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The reason I say "may have seen" is because his videos were pulled from Youtube for copyright reasons, posting very long sequences from movies and basically making cliff note videos of movies rather than actual reviews. After getting banned from Youtube, Doug and a friend of his started up thatguywiththeglasses.com to post his videos without Youtube's strict content enforcement and to invite other people to come along and join the party. Over time, more people joined the show, now called Channel Awesome, most notably TheSpoonyOne, Angry Joe, and Linkara.

In the beginning, Walker seemed to actually have pretty good content. The Nostalgia Critic videos were usually well researched and despite Doug Walker's ability to make the most annoying noises on the planet, were incredibly funny to watch for people born between the years 1980-1990, otherwise known as one of the demographic that watches the most movies, television, and plays the most video games. The other major contributors, Spoony, Joe, and Linkara, reviewed shitty old games and movies, shitty current games, and shitty comics respectively. Do you notice a trend here?

Doug Walker managed to very quickly jump the shark and posted a video ranting about the Angry Video Game Nerd, saying he was basically a copy of him, doing reviews of shitty old games (of course, AVGN had been working for a few years by this point). The Nostalgia Critic fans started spamming and flaming AVGN's websites eventually causing the AVGN fans to troll Doug Walker's site. And hence, his plan was complete: he attracted visitors to his site. In reality, this was all planned because James Rolfe, the AVGN, found Walker's 5-Second Movies pretty funny and wanted to see them continue. Walker had to push this further though, and ended up doing a series of videos with Rolfe pretending that they were going to have an epic battle of Nerd vs Critic. Of course, this whole thing was just to promote Walker's website which was still rather new.

With the mission complete, Walker and his friends were allowed to make all the content they wanted, shitty or not, and keep people watching for basically the same reasons people listen to Howard Stern, "they can't wait to see what they do next." Walker's content started going downhill around July 2009 when he started reviewing movies that nobody had seen, even his target audience. Just to add to this nonsense, he stopped making 5-Second Movies, probably his best content, way back in 2008. Ever since mid-2009, his Nostagia movies have been approaching content that is increasingly more and more obscure, resorting to reviewing movies that are less than 10 years old and movies that he admits that he didn't know existed until recently.
That's just getting started on the bullshit, however. TheSpoonyOne, a Final Fantasy fan, but only of numbers IV, VI, VII, and XII (wouldn't that just make him a JRPG fan, not a Final Fantasy fan?), decided to review Final Fantasy VIII, well-known upon its release for being a game that divided the fanbase, although these days the general opinion is that FF8 is well-regarded and people were too quick to jump on it mainly for not being FF7. His FF8 review (a series of eleven videos, because he wanted his audience to see "exactly" how horrible it was) started in September 2008 and finally came to a conclusion almost a full year later in July 2009 (hmm, about the same time Walker posted his Steel review). In the video, Spoony ends up dressed as Squall in a fairly accurate costume and even has a fucking gunblade. If he hated FF8 that much, why does he own... well, any of that?

Spoony only continued to prove his idiocy a year later when he started a video series talking about how horrible Final Fantasy X is, a game that has close to zero negative reviews. He originally only made one video, stating at the end that the game was too horrible to continue. A few months later, he made 2 more videos, allegedly due to "fan demand," but it became obvious why it took so long in the final video: he had to get a Tidus costume of course! If you hate a game that much, why dress up like the character you hate the most? Why can't you make a friend go get the costume and dress up instead?

Spoony's worst problem however, is his utter inability to take any constructive criticism. After a series of incredibly stupid videos, people started leaving thoughtful criticisms asking Spoony to review better material or better yet, stop making as many videos to up the quality of his videos. Of course, Mr. Noah Antwiler wouldn't take any of this and just started banhammering anyone on his site's forums who disagreed with anything he said.
Angry Joe is a guy who has taken AVGN's act and changes 2 things for his personal style: he's Mexican and he reviews current games (and sometimes movies!) rather than ancient ones. First off, I need to say that I am of Mexican descent myself; my parents were both born in Mexico. This guy's English is just downright insulting to children of immigrants. He was clearly born in the US, but talks like a cholo from the 'hood. Of course, no cholo from the ghetto could possibly afford all the games he's played, so it's either all an act, or he really does just sound like a fucking asshole.

Angry Joe has been the source of internet backlash on multiple occasions, resulting in him being the one primarily blamed for Channel Awesome's increasingly worse content. In a review of Red Dead Redemption, he stated that it was refreshing to see such a good game in a market littered with sequels... except Red Dead Redemption is a sequel. In his review of The Last Airbender, he started criticizing things about the plot that were actually ripped straight from the TV show, which he later admitted to not watching. Being that the TV show is incredibly popular, response to his review was not kind even though the movie was terrible.

Joe recently interviewed Geoff Keighley at the VGAs, asking him some fan-submitted questions. For those who don't know, Keighley is a well-respected figure in the gaming industry, on par with the likes of Adam Sessler, and one of the main creators of the Spike VGAs. During the interview, Keighley dismissed Joe's incredibly dumb and inflammatory questions and at one point even told him he had 2 minutes left. Joe began to blow up and came close to openly insulting Keighley before he just walked away from the "interview." Needless to say, Joe is viewed very lowly in the eyes of respectable people in the gaming industry.
Linkara. Honestly, the worst thing I can say about Linkara is that he inserts too many of his political views into his reviews of comic books. Nitpicking aside, Lewis Lovhaug very rarely falls guilty to the trope of not doing the research - this guy knows exactly what he's talking about and makes damn sure about it. If there's any reason at all to visit Channel Awesome other than the Nostalgia Critic's videos pre-2009, it's for Linkara's comic book reviews. He started off reviewing godawful comics from the 90s, but he's taken to reviewing comics from the last 10 years more often these days. Linkara does have one problem, but it has nothing to do with his videos. He is the first one to come to a fellow contributor's defense, especially in the cases of Spoony and Angry Joe. Lovhaug is a great guy who has fantastic videos, but he needs to stop defending these assholes.

OK fine, I'll list 11 reasons to stay the fuck away from that website. Why 11? Because Channel Awesome just sucks that much.
  1. The Nostalgia Critic just doesn't try anymore.
  2. Spoony has no idea what he's talking about in any of his reviews.
  3. Spoony thinks he's far more famous than he really is; it doesn't help that the FF Wiki has an entire page dedicated to him.
  4. Angry Joe is a bad stereotype of Mexicans.
  5. Joe has no fucking clue what constitutes a good or bad game and just repeats things he hears on that them there internets.
  6. Linkara is too quick to defend his compatriots.
  7. The Amazing Atheist, now known as the Distressed Watcher, is a goddamn employee of Channel Awesome now, what the fuck?
  8. Everyone who reviews manga or anime pretty much either has no idea what they're talking about or are proof that manga and anime are getting increasingly worse every year.
  9. The Nostalgia Chick can't find a style or even a name to call her own and has resorted to basically becoming a male Linkara who reviews movies the Nostalgia Critic won't review.
  10. They have a fucking store where their loyal fans buy their stupid overpriced shit.
  11. They want you to pay them $17.99 for a DVD copy of Kickassia, their shitty 2-year anniversary movie, despite the fact you can watch the entire movie for free on their own website.
So remember kids, be safe and stay the fuck away from Channel Awesome (unless you want to watch Linkara).

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Catwoman: A Background

You think you know Catwoman? I seriously doubt it, just look at the nine wildly different costumes she's worn over the years. Catwoman was created in 1940 and first appeared in Batman #1, the same issue that featured the first appearance of the Joker. Taking that into account, that means Catwoman gets a new outfit roughly every 7.9 years. The 3 outfits that Catwoman has actually worn the longest in the comics were the purple and green outfit with no pants, the purple outfit with black go-go boots, and her all-black outfit with goggles. Catwoman's original outfit is the one without a mask.

When Catwoman was originally introduced, she was a cat burglar simply named the Cat who had no romantic interest in Batman and just wanted to continue being a thief while getting Batman out of her hair. Originally intended to be a one-off villain, Catwoman proved popular because she was a female adversary who didn't use sexuality or taking advantage of her gender to achieve her goals. She proved to be popular for a few years, until Batman #62 when DC decided to retire the character in favor of developing new characters.

Catwoman was actually given a very good exodus story, where she suffers head trauma fighting Batman and it is revealed that she has been a criminal all these years because of brainwashing by a larger criminal organization. Catwoman, now revealed to be a stewardess named Selina Kyle, aids Batman in taking down this organization. Afterwards, Selina Kyle decides to retire from being Catwoman and return to being a normal person, but Batman predicts that Gothan City may need Catwoman's assistance once again in the future.

Sure enough, the fans demanded Catwoman come back - as a heroine - and they got almost everything they wanted. Catwoman came back as a cat burglar as she did before, but there was never any mention of her being brainwashed, or being a stewardess, or retiring, or even helping Batman. She was just a cat burglar stealing cat-themed works of art and known to the public as being Selina Kyle, just like the vast majority of Batman's villains have public identities. This incarnation of Catwoman made it to the TV show starring Adam West, but they took some liberties by making her constantly use words with a "purr" sound effect and rolling her R's. This TV version of Catwoman was actually the first time we saw sexual tension between Batman and Catwoman, which would eventually carry over to the comics.

By the time Crisis on Infinite Earths came about, Catwoman was pretty much set in her role as a villain with unknown origins who had sexual tension with Batman. Crisis changed all that, especially after Batman: Year One, the comic that all Batman stories now follow (with the exception of one important retcon). In Year: One, Catwoman was now a stripper and part-time prostitute taking care of a preteen girl named Holly Robinson. Selina Kyle was inspired by Batman's appearance to also become a vigilante, but chose to also steal from the corrupt to fund her activities. Catwoman had a few run-ins with Batman during Year: One and The Long Halloween, but she was never considered an outright villain, just an anti-hero. A few years later during the events of Zero Hour, Catwoman's background was retconned so that she was no longer a prostitute.

A short background on Zero Hour. In 1994, 8 years after Crisis on Infinite Earths rebooted the entirety of DC's canon, a new event was launched that would again reboot the DC Universe, but this time with only subtle differences to fix continuity problems and adjust plot elements that just didn't work anymore. The main purpose of Zero Hour other than fixing these problems was to kill off every Green Lantern and introduce a new Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.

After Zero Hour, Catwoman became Batman's on again-off again love interest, although only in costume as he never trusted her enough to reveal his identity. Selina Kyle became somewhat of a socialite over the years and ended up dating Bruce Wayne off and on, sometimes at the same time she was dating Batman. This finally came to an end when Batman unmasked himself to Catwoman for the first time during Batman: Hush. Since Batman's unmasking, Catwoman has fought for the side of good and has even been a member of the Birds of Prey.

During the events of 52 and One Year Later, Kyle became pregnant by an unseen father and gave up her daughter, Helena, up for adoption. It's still unknown if Bruce Wayne is the father, but all evidence points to the contrary. For a short period of time, Selina was paralyzed from the waist down and Bruce Wayne visited her in the hospital, admitting that he loved her like no other woman. Shortly after these events, Batman was seemingly killed by Darkseid in Final Crisis. Since Batman's return from the "dead," Catwoman has been fighting alongside him in Batman Incorporated and seems to have an actual stable romantic relationship with him.

It's unknown what the future holds now for Batman and Catwoman, whether they will go beyond where they have been and eventually marry, whether Selina Kyle will move into Wayne Manor, and whether Catwoman can decide to truly join the side of justice. At the end of Batman Incorporated #2, Batman confronted Catwoman with some diamonds that she had stolen during their time in Japan. She returned them and he let her off the hook, but the future is still unwritten.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Catwoman and Bane Cast and Confirmed for The Dark Knight Rises

Ladies and gentlemen, your new Catwoman and Bane: Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy. No word yet on any other movie roles, but we know that Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, and Gary Oldman will all return to play Batman/Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Lucius Fox, and Commissioner James Gordon once again for The Dark Knight Rises. Hathaway's casting was rumored some months ago and it's nice to finally get confirmation that it's real. For those who have only seen Hardy in Inception, you should be aware that this guy has incredible range and physical transformation ability akin to Gary Oldman.

I'm definitely excited to see Catwoman as the anti-hero she has become in the comics, maybe taking Batman's place in his absence? Hardy being cast as Bane is definitely a statement that Nolan's version of Bane will be as similar to the comic's version as possible; a methodical, calculating man who just happens to be incredibly powerful even without his venom.

Some people have questioned casting Hathaway as Catwoman, stating that she doesn't seem to have an agile frame one is used to picturing Catwoman having, but those same detractors have noted that many doubted Heath Ledger's ability to portray the Joker. Basically, the popular opinion is that there probably could have been a better choice for Catwoman by the fans, but Nolan knows exactly what he's doing.

The Dark Knight Rises begins filming this summer.

Milton Bradley Gets in Trouble... AGAIN

To those who don't know, this man is MIlton Bradley, probably the currently least valuable baseball player in the entirety of the MLB. Bradley has been on 8 teams in his 11 year career which generally means either one of two things: He's not very good and is getting his contract passed around to whoever thinks will make him into a star, or he's a huge asshole and no one likes him. In Milton Bradley's case, it's both. Let's start with this guy's unbelievably hilarious backstory.

Bradley made his major league debut in 2000 with the Montreal Expos, 4 years after being drafted by them. The particular play that caught their attention was his Game 5 walk-off grand slam home run to win the Double-A Eastern League Championship in 1999. Another thing that made Bradley somewhat valuable was his ability to switch-hit. After having an incredibly mediocre major league start, the Expos traded Bradley to the Cleveland Indians in 2001. Bradley managed to improve as a player in Cleveland and it looked like he had found his calling, reaching a batting average of .321. However, Bradley got into an altercation (allegedly a fist fight) with his manager during 2004 Spring Training and was immediately traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. For the Dodgers, Bradley was a regular member of the starting rotation, but his numbers never returned to the levels they were at with the Indians.. After the 2005 season, Bradley was traded to the Oakland Athletics in exchange for one of the best players in recent Dodgers history, Andre Ethier.

Surprisingly enough, Bradley just kept getting better as a player and looked to be approaching a .300 batting average again. In the 2006 ALCS, Bradley became the 3rd player to score two home runs in the same game from both sides of the plate, joining Bernie Williams and Chipper Jones. By this point it appeared that despite Bradley's anger issues, he was a batter who was only getting better every year. The A's didn't see this however, and traded him to the San Diego Padres for cash considerations and a player that Bradley had already been traded for in the past, Andrew Brown. Bradley was a consistent hitter for the Padres, but decided to join the Texas Rangers after the 2007 season with a one-year contract.

Milton Bradley seemed like a completely new person, scoring a batting average of .321 for the first time since playing for the Indians, the third best BA in the major leagues. Bradley was selected to his first All-Star Game as the starting DH after David Ortiz was out with an injury. Truly, it looked like Bradley had returned to form and would become known as one of the best hitters in the league. And then, Bradley got into an incident where he attempted to talk to Kansas City Royals television announcer Ryan Lefebvre in the middle of a game because he felt his comments on-air about him were inappropriate. Bradley insisted he wouldn't be violent with him and just wanted to talk, but most were very wary about that.

Bradley decided not to re-sign with the Rangers and instead signed a 3-year contract with the Chicago Cubs in 2009, taking Sammy Sosa's position and number. His time in Chicago was marred with controversy, first getting suspended for two games for allegedly making contact with an umpire following a strike call, then throwing a ball into the stands after mistakenly believing it was the third out when it was the second. Later in the month, manager Lou Pinella told Bradley to leave the dugout and go home after he threw a tirade for flying out against the White Sox. In the locker room, they confronted again, but Pinella later apologized and re-inserted Bradley to the starting lineup the next game. In September, Bradley was suspended by the Cubs for the rest of the season for making disparaging comments about the Cubs organization and the city of Chicago. After the season, Bradley was traded to the Seattle Mariners in exchange for the struggling Carlos Silva, mostly just to get rid of Bradley.

Bradley had his worst season ever with the Mariners, scoring an unbelievably unimpressive batting average of .205. On May 4, Bradley removed himself from a game and left the stadium. He asked the Mariners for help with a "personal problem" and the organization helped him out. He returned May 18 after undisclosed treatment, which many believed to be suicidal behavior.


Yesterday, Milton Bradley was arrested at his home in Encino for allegedly making felony threats against a woman. He was released on $500,000 bail and the Mariners are looking at this issue very seriously. Earlier in the 2010 season, Bradley embraced his role as a bad guy, calling himself the Kanye West of baseball. I'm really not sure what this guy's problem is, but to me it looks like his career is finally over at this point.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Final Fantasy XIII-2 Announced, Upcoming Final Fantasy Games Get Surprising Status Updates

This is the first and only screenshot of Final Fantasy XIII-2, the direct sequel to Square Enix's first current gen Final Fantasy game. Probably the most shocking news about the announcement wasn't that XIII was getting a sequel (anyone who has completed the game and hunted every mark knows there is far more to the story), but that a sequel would be coming so quickly. As one can see from the screenshot, it not only looks like human life on Pulse has flourished, but is quite different from life on Cocoon. There was a short trailer (not available to the public until the 20th) that was also showcased, showing Lightning fighting a purple haired man. We also have the official logo of the game:
Obviously the figure on the right is Lightning, but it's still unknown who the woman on the left is. Another surprise came that XIII-2 is being developed on the PS3 and 360 simultaneously, hoping to avoid the lag issues the 360 version was notorious for. XIII sold over 6 million units, enough for Square Enix to greenlight a sequel. Director Motomu Toriyama has also said that SE will take into account fan's responses to make XIII-2 a more enjoyable experience. I don't know what people are bitching about, to be honest. I loved everything about XIII.

In other news, Square Enix has decided to change the name of Final Fantasy Agito XIII to Final Fantasy Type-0. Type-0 will no longer have any common mythology with XIII, dropping the fal'Cie and l'Cie entirely to focus on Type-0 hopefully getting it's own series. This is more than likely why SE trademarked Final Fantasy Type-1, Type-2, and Type-3. In some really surprising news, Type-0 was announced to have a release date of this summer and will ship with two UMDs, the first such PSP game to do so. One wonders why they even bothered to develop the game for PSP if it's going to be such a long game, but whatever, SE knows how to print money as long as the game has no online capabilities.

The biggest news other than XIII-2 was Final Fantasy Versus XIII finally got another trailer, this time with voice acting (only some though, Stella still doesn't have a VA) AND gameplay footage! I admit, I had my doubts when the first trailer for Versus XIII was released and even after the subsequent ones. This trailer has single-handedly led me to believe that Tetsuya Nomura is no longer fucking up Square Enix and may actually be improving it. Kingdom Hearts was his little dream project of making a Disney game in a Japanese style, but Final Fantasy Versus XIII is the most definitely Final Fantasy as Nomura thinks it should be. It's pretty obvious that Nomura has taken a lot of cues from western games and the Metal Gear Solid series, including combat that I've never seen in a Japanese game before. The game is still a PS3 exclusive and unfortunately, there is still no release date. At this point, all I can say is I hope they take as much time as possible to make this game perfect. I honestly can't wait to play Versus XIII.

The final news was some more character reveals on Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy. Yuna's EX Burst and play style was showcased. It seems that Yuna pretty much exclusively uses her Aeons to attack, both for Bravery and HP attacks. Her EX Burst consists of a DDR type input where her Aeons all attack and she performs a Sending. At the end, Yuna performs a pose identical to her signature pose, seen on the back of the Final Fantasy X box art.

Yuna also was revealed to have 2 alternate outfits, only the third new character to have as many. Her 2nd outfit is her wedding dress and the 3rd is based on Yoshitaka Amano's artwork.

Two new characters were also revealed, Prishe from Final Fantasy XI, and Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy V. Neither had gameplay footage, but Prishe was featured in CG talking to Tidus in what appeared to be the Empyreal Paradox. If FFXI doesn't get any more characters, it will be the only game other than XIII with no character on the opposing side. Gilgamesh was featured only in voice, saying, "I've finally found you Bartz." This line is a bit of a running gag ever since Gilgamesh first appeared in FFVIII when he confused Squall for Bartz and has continued to confuse the characters of FF1, FFIV, FFVI, FFIX, and FFXII for being the characters from FFV.

Square Enix claims they had to lower financial expectations for the fiscal year due to Final Fantasy XIV not selling as well as anticipated, but with XIII-2, Type-0, Dissidia 012, and 3rd Birthday all coming out this year worldwide, I seriously doubt their profits are going to be that low. Square Enix could make the Japanese gaming industry roar back if all these games succeed, but that's implying the other companies will change their methods like Square has in recent years.

The Most Fascinating Storylines in the NBA - Halfway Point

This image perfectly sums up not only the NBA offseason, but much of the actual regular season. A giant free agency signing caused Miami to go from perpetual #4 seed first/second round losers to become an almost automatic title favorite. Dwyane Wade looked like he would finally find the help that he needed ever since Shaq left for Phoenix in the form of two helpers that just happened to be just as good as him. D-Wade has long been known for being extremely charismatic, personable, and a generally great guy. Into Miami came Chris Bosh from the Toronto Raptors, known as a man of few words, but always proving his talents on the basketball court. And from the Cleveland Cavaliers, Lebron James, probably the most hyped basketball player in the history of the NBA, known for being loud, immature, and extremely childish in his approach to his job, but consistently dominating when his talents were needed most. Miami then spent the rest of the offseason recruiting free agents from around the league, building a supporting cast to the new Big Three with great players who happened to have cheap contracts. In the end, Miami formed a superteam, something usually only seen during international play... or so it seemed. Many detractors of the new Miami Heat felt that the team focused too heavily on 3-point shooters and people known for their offensive capabilities, skimping out on defensive players. At the start of the season, we finally got to see the Heat for what they were: nothing but hype.

Then, Thanksgiving passed and the Heat went on to win 21-22 games. Their road record was also out of this world, tying 4th place for longest road record ever. But what caused their road record to stop? A loss against another team favored to win the championship like Boston, Orlando, the Lakers, or San Antonio? No. It came against the Los Angeles Clippers, the team long known for playing second fiddle to the Lakers when it came to a fanbase.

The Clippers have recently been going through one of their best stretches ever, having a winning record in January, all without starting center Chris Kaman. The Clippers have managed to ignite the city of LA to watch basketball nearly every night and causing fans to end up constantly flipping the channel to see the Lakers kick butt and the Clippers impress everybody. Tonight, Blake Griffin managed to have two milestones in the same night. He is the first rookie since Allen Iverson to have two 40+ point games in the same season and he became only the second rookie in 40 years to have a 45+ point 14+ rebound game. The other rookie? None other than his Airness, Michael Jordan. The Clippers have put together some impressive wins this season, beating the likes of the Lakers, San Antonio, and Dallas.

About Dallas. Dallas came in this season, much as they do every season, with tons of promise and potential to go deep in the playoffs. They started their season off well, obtaining the 2nd best record in the Western Conference. Then, Caron Butler suffered a season ending injury to his knee. Since then, the Mavericks have not looked the same and no one has been able to make up for his absence. Then, Dirk Nowitski got injured. The Mavericks managed to unimpressively lose every single game without Dirk and even continue losing once he came back. Jason Kidd has been playing the most awful basketball of his career and it's painfully obvious that if this trend continues, the Mavericks could potentially miss the playoffs. Even if they did make the playoffs and go deep, they don't hold a candle to the current league leader, San Antonio.

The Spurs are on track to tie the Chicago Bulls' legendary win record back in the 90s. The Spurs, not the Heat, not the Celtics, not the Lakers. Not only do they have the best record in the league, but they've been winning in spite of Tim Duncan, who is having one of his worst years ever. People hate to admit how good the Spurs are mostly because they're incredibly boring to watch. Everything about them works like clockwork, but they do it without any fancy plays. Under normal circumstances, people would cheer for the team everyone counted out that's dominating, but truth be told, people really hate the Spurs. They're a team that has only found recent success within the last 10 years, not a legendary team like the Celtics, Lakers, Knicks, or 76ers. Every NBA Finals they've participated in has generated lower and lower ratings. True, they did defeat the Cleveland Lebrons in a sweep, but nobody even watched the series. That year, the Stanley Cup Finals had higher ratings than the NBA Finals for the first time. San Antonio doing well is poisonous to the league. As much as I love Tim Duncan, his team cannot be allowed to win.

Speaking of teams that can't be allowed to win, we have the Phoenix Suns and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Many people believed that the Cavaliers could still be a #8 seed even without Lebron and this year they've gotten their chance to disprove the naysayers. They haven't done a very good job of that; they have the worst record in the league after having the best record last year. They received a pummeling from the Lakers, a sign that the Cavaliers cannot be allowed to win. Not because they don't deserve a better record, but because the less they win, the bigger a shot they have of once again landing the #1 overall pick in the draft. Imagine what would happen if the Cavaliers got the #1 pick (and would more than likely draft Kemba Walker) and ended up becoming so good again that they defeat the Heat in the playoffs. Such a win would mean almost as much as winning a championship.

For the Phoenix Suns, Amare' Stoudemire declined an offer to re-sign with them, deciding instead to join the New York Knicks. With this move, the Knicks are now a playoff contending team and Stoudemire is a favorite to win MVP. The Suns last year went to the Western Conference Finals where they gave the Lakers a challenge, but not an overwhelming one like the Thunder gave them. This year, the Suns are only slightly ahead of the Golden State Warriors in the Pacific Division and are almost guaranteed to go below .500 for the first time in almost a decade. Just to compound their problems, Phoenix traded away their best scorer to Orlando and (more or less) gave back Hedo Turkoglu to Orlando, all in exchange for the fading star Vince Carter and Dwight Howard's former backup center, Marcin Gortat. Steve Nash is also having a piss poor year, causing some people to conclude that the Suns should officially enter rebuilding mode and trade away Steve Nash for some expiring contracts. The Suns managed to eke out a win today against the Knicks, but that's only one victory out of 82.

Meanwhile all this is going on, probably the most interesting story is how little attention the Lakers and Celtics are getting. The Celtics have the best record in the East while Rajon Rondo continues to improve as a player (other than making 3-pointers and free throws) and Shaquille O'Neal is having one of his best years since leaving Miami. The Lakers have the #2 record in the West, blowing out most of their competition and getting a resurgence in power since the New Year. The Celtics haven't been getting a lot of press because quite simply, they're a fucking old team. Everyone wants to hear about the new rising stars and the more dominating players in the league. Who cares about some old fogeys that are somehow managing to win a ton of games? The Lakers don't get press because they lost their Christmas Day game to Miami and all of a sudden Kobe Bryant is old beyond belief and miles past his prime. Except, Kobe is the #5 leading scorer in the NBA. Ray Allen is approaching breaking Reggie Miller's career 3 points made. WHY AREN'T THESE GUYS GETTING MORE ATTENTION?


Blame the 3 guys at the top of the story.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Taunting in Sports - Is It Ever OK?

Yesterday, the New York Jets managed to do something very few taunters ever accomplish in sports - they not only talked the talked, they walked the walk. The week leading up to their eventual match-up, Jets coach Rex Ryan started trash talking Patriots coach Bill Bellichick in such a manner that the NFL gave him several warnings that his trash talk was approaching the level of outright taunting and poor sportsmanship. Although Ryan held up on his taunting, it only encouraged the Jets players to start taunting the Patriots players, most notably Tom Brady. What made all of this totally ludicrous was that in their previous meeting, the Patriots annihilated the Jets 45-3. The Jets constantly taunting the team that massacred them made them look like poor losers and making excuses for their loss. But then Sunday happened...

Tom Brady was sacked 5 times in the Jets eventual 28-21 victory that showcased their out of this world defense and the continuing rise of Mark Sanchez. With that victory, the Jets have reached their 2nd straight AFC Championship Game. Patriots players complained after that game that the Jets were excessively celebrating their victory by taunting the fans attending the game. So what? The Jets spent an entire week talking non-stop about they were going to win and you know what? They ended up winning in spectacular fashion.

Which brings us to the topic at hand. When is taunting ever OK? The short answer is "never," but the long answer is simply "when you are 100% sure that you will not only win, but dominate." During one of the NBA All-Star Weekend events way back in the 80s, Larry Bird was participating in the 3-point contest. Before the players hit the floor, Bird arrived in the locker room and said that he was scoping out who would be getting 2nd place. Of course, Bird ended up winning the contest by a gigantic margin. Many feel taunting is simply cheap and petty, but the simple truth is that when a team or player is thought of having no chance to win it usually only fuels their intensity and desire to win. Such was the case with the Jets, many predicting an easy victory for the Patriots.

Another case lately has been Tim Tebow, a 3rd string quarterback for the Denver Broncos whose entire career has been made up of people doubting him. Tebow was viewed as someone who was simply charismatic and not much else in college, relying on his running ability to win games rather than his throwing ability. While there was no question that his team was good and that Tebow was a great college quarterback, most people felt that his lack of ability to throw the football would lead him to being permanently relegated to 3rd string quarterback or practice squad if he were to go to the NFL as a quarterback. Most experts believed that Tebow would (and could) be one of the greatest tight ends in the history of the NFL, but his own ego and agents led him to enter that draft as a quarterback who can't throw. Tebow was eventually drafted by the Broncos in the 1st round, seen universally as a waste of a draft pick they more than likely could have used in the 2nd or 3rd round.

Making matters worse for all the Tebow hype (mostly made by ESPN and the NCAA itself) was Tebow's jersey became the fastest selling rookie jersey ever, even before he took a single snap in practice. Tebow got an opportunity to play in regular season games once it became clear the Broncos were completely out of the playoff race. Tebow scored lots of touchdowns, but nearly all of them were rushing touchdowns or short passes. All Tebow really did was prove that he could not pass the ball and relied on trying to be Ben Roethlisberger without the passing ability. Recently, Tebow made a commercial in which he spouts the numerous people doubting his ability to play, saying that it is what fuels him to play better. This would be a great commercial, except no one ever doubted he was a good football player in college, only that as a quarterback he would never find success unless he learned how to throw a pass - which he has yet to do.

Taunting by sore losers is also unacceptable, such as the case was by Doc Rivers after losing to the Lakers in the 2010 NBA Finals. Rivers made the idiotic statement that the Lakers had yet to beat their starting lineup in a 7 game series, because Kendrick Perkins received an injury during the Finals. The problem with that statement is that the Celtics also had never beaten the Lakers main starting lineup in a 7 game series. The primary reason the Lakers lost to the Celtics in the 2008 Finals was because both Trevor Ariza and Andrew Bynum were out with season ending injuries. It's pigheaded statements like that that really irk people because of how hypocritical they are.

The moral of the story is: If you're going to taunt, make sure you're going to annihilate the competition.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Superman: Earth One - I'm Not Kidding, Who the Hell is Superman?

J. Michael Straczynski, or JMS to fans who find his last name impossible to spell, is the creator of Babylon 5, probably the most accurate depiction of humans being in contact with alien life alongside Mass Effect. From the all the acclaim as the writer of every single episode ever made of Babylon 5 came offers from various places to write for them. The most notable offers that JMS continues to take are from comic book companies. JMS had an acclaimed run on Spider-Man in the early 21st century that helped readers new to the comic understand him without the decades of history. He never strayed too far from the source material and as such, became a hot name in comic books.

Years later, JMS was selected to be the lead writer for Superman and Wonder Woman. With Wonder Woman, he decided to have a storyline where her origin has been retconned and the princess of Themyscira must solve the mystery of who was behind traveling back in time to retcon her origin - and much of the DC universe. On Superman, JMS is telling the story of Superman's return to Earth after the events of New Krypton, a storyline that was widely panned as being incredibly stupid and taking too long to reach a resolution. In his return, Superman decides to walk across the United States for reasons known only to himself and remind himself of everything he missed while on New Krypton.

In the meantime, DC Comics decided to re-launch the idea of competing with Marvel's Ultimate Comics line with their new DC Comics Earth One series, starting with Superman: Earth One by JMS and then Batman: Earth One by Geoff Johns a few months later. There's been some controversy about the whole idea since All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder was such a spectacular failure. Just to add fuel to the fire, Shane Davis' image of the new Superman became controversial for apparently looking too much like a Twilight character, which in my opinion, is utter bullshit and ignorance. Well, I have read the "grand controversy" and you know what? I thought Secret Origin kicked ass. If only we had known JMS would give us Superman: Earth One!

So what did JMS change this time about Superman? Well... to put it simply, this origin story is actually more in line to what most of us believe Superman to be. He is the son of a dead world, raised by parents on Earth who lied about his identity, and received a costume made of materials from inside his spaceship that were indestructible by any Earthly known means. The "S" on Superman's logo no longer (or is it once again?) has Kryptonian origins; the S stands for many things: Son, for being the son of the Kents, Survivor, for apparently being the survivor of a terrible tragedy, and of course, Super, for representing exactly what he is - not just a man, but a super-man. The only major departure is Clark Kent's age, roughly 20 years old. This really doesn't affect anything other than being more in line to the action heroes we have been seeing in movies lately, people roughly in their early 20s. Lex Luthor is thankfully absent from Superman's origin story, to be included as a character that Superman meets as an adult.

If you have heard this story before, it's because you have; other than Superman's age, this is almost exactly like the Superman: The Animated Series' origin story. There's even a reason given for Krypton's explosion, making a lot of sense when before, Krypton was incapable of calculating centuries in advance that their planet was on its way to destruction. This time, an actual race of aliens is responsible for Krypton's destruction: the residents of Krypton's neighboring planet.

JMS's writing is just out of this world. As much as I have been enjoying "Grounded," it's like he saved his very best for his re-imagining of Superman. Just to make things even better, Shane Davis is an out-of-this-world artist. Comic book artists need to take a cue for Davis, because his art style is exactly what comic books need. Shane Davis may be the next Jim Lee. The only problem I had with this new story is the uncreative design of the new villain.

Final Score: 5 Superman hoodies out of 5

A History of Final Fantasy XI: An Underrated Genre Defining Game

In May 2002, Square launched the servers to their first foray into the MMORPG genre: Final Fantasy XI. Taking some serious risks, Square decided that FFXI should be a cross-platform and multi-lingual game. Phantasy Star Online was available on multiple platforms, but each platform had their own separate servers. Previous MMOs had support in different languages, but servers were exclusive to certain languages; English speaking players could only speak on English servers, for example. Final Fantasy XI was the world's first cross-platform MMO, allowing PC, PS2, and Xbox 360 gamers to play simultaneously on the same server. It was also the first MMO that allowed players that spoke different languages to play side by side. They took some serious risks by allowing multi-lingual support, mostly due to opinions that different cultures would have different attitudes to how to play a game.

Final Fantasy XI was not without its initial hiccups. For starters, the game was Japanese exclusive for the first 16 months. When North American gamers finally got a chance to play, they encountered a game that was already fully populated and full of people who had already done most everything the game had to offer. Because of this, English speaking players were forced to play the game the way the Japanese had dictated the game should be played. There was some resistance at first, but eventually a happy(ish) medium was found.

FFXI was notorious for many years for being an almost impossible to play game. Soloing was incredibly difficult for most jobs past level 10 and totally impossible past level 15. This was a serious problem since the initial level cap was 50. Although it was a massive multiplayer online game, FFXI received criticism for essentially forcing players to seek or create parties in order to level up. Generally, MMOs give increased benefits or rewards for XP parties, but still allow significant solo content so one is not constantly looking for a party. In addition to this problem of constantly seeking for a party, once hitting level 51 the experience needed to level up drastically changed. Rather than being a constant line that would fairly need more experience every level, experience needed skyrocketed, then flattened out for 55-60, then skyrocketed again at level 61 and continued to require substantially more xp per level until 75. In 2005, 3 years after initial release, Square Enix released an update that changed how much experience it would require to reach each level beyond 50, the amount total required to reach level 75, as well as lowering the amount of experience lost upon dying.
As you can see by the chart, the amount of xp needed to reach 75 was drastically lowered to the point where the new amount of xp needed to reach 75 was the old factor for reaching level 63 or so. The curved increase in xp was welcomed, although some felt it should have continued to be a function equation like levels 1-50 since there was an experience points gained cap of 300, and only on Chains 4+. Not raising the xp gained was needed, however, it's the method Square chose to maintain customers and make sure people kept playing. Unfortunately, this particular way of controlling how fast people level up rewards people who can play non-stop and punishes people who can only play a brief period of time per day. For this reason, FFXI was seen as the hardcore gamers' MMO.

Casual gamers left FFXI, realizing that it was never intended for casual gamers. Seeking more casual friendly online games, there was simply no answer. MMORPGs had been known until 2005 to be the genre of video games reserved for people with unbelievably heavy amounts of free time. You could play an MMO for 5 months and not even begin to come close to accomplishing anything significant. I played FFXI from 2003-2009 and I never accomplished anything overwhelmingly substantial, mostly due to the amount I played and the type of people I would do quests with. I was never particularly interested in obtaining the best equipment possible, I just wanted to have fun doing the things I found fun. If I got awesome gear along the way, then it would be an added bonus. Eventually the casual gamers' MMO was released: World of Warcraft. WoW now dominates the MMO market, but is starting to suffer a decline in player population as no sweeping changes have happened since the Wrath of the Lich King expansion pack. Cataclysm was not well-received and evidence that the player base wanted an MMO that was friendly to both casual and hardcore gamers, something sorely lacking in any game console.

FFXI's first expansion pack was Rise of the Zilart, an expansion pack that would eventually rule all of FFXI so heavily that it ended up being packaged in the NA and EU versions of the game.The areas introduced were so vital to playing that one without RotZ simply could not function in Vana'Diel past level 25. Zilart also introduced Tu'Lia, or Sky, the first endgame area of FFXI, were it was highly recommended not even stepping foot inside unless you were 75 (Even though when it was first available the maximum level was 70). Gods were shortly thereafter added, which would drop some of the best gear in the game until the Abyssea add-ons and raising level caps beyond 75 were added. Because of this, it was seen until the day I stopped playing that if one did not have Sky access, they were worthless as a player because they could not take the time to gain access to an area that would take about 10 hours total to do.

Chains of Promathia was the second expansion, met to overwhelmingly mixed reviews. Although the missions and story of CoP were more in line with a traditional RPG, the expansion was seen as nearly impossible to complete unless one dedicated all their time to completing it. The missions were level capped at 30, 40, 50, and 60, with the final missions being uncapped. Because of the level caps, players were required to wear gear corresponding to the levels they would be capped at and even level jobs specifically for the completion of CoP. Basically, anyone who did not have the money or free time to complete any of this was completely shut out of one of the best storylines Square has ever crafted. The rewards for completing CoP were out of this world. Just for completing the storyline you would receive a ring that would change stats based on job level, but always be the best possible ring you could wear in the entirety of the game. Thankfully, CoP completion was never necessary for getting anywhere in the game since it didn't open very many new areas and none were vital to getting 75 or exceptional gear unless one planned on killing Hyper Notorious Monsters. Owning CoP was necessary because new leveling areas were available to levels 60+, many of which were far easier to level in than the Zilart areas.

And then came Treasures of Aht Urghan, probably the greatest expansion pack to any game ever. ToAU redefined everything we knew about FFXI. An entire new continent was added, full of new areas to level up, new equipment, new jobs, and new wonders. Job roles were redefined permanently to the point where a point of no return had been reached. Whereas before, any damage dealer could fill the slots of doing damage, now there was more incentive to get specific jobs for fighting specific monsters. People were no longer concerned about doing skillchains, preferring to use weapon skills whenever they had the opportunity to use them. Ninjas fell out of favor as the majority of monsters were far easier to kill with a Paladin tanking. But the most sweeping change was for players already at level 75. Merit parties got a new life, allowing people to gain merit points faster than ever. In the RotZ days, good experience in a merit pt was somewhere around 8,000 xp per hour. With ToAU, a good merit pt was getting 22,000 xp per hour. XP rings were added, allowing players to bypass the experience point gap, if only for a few battles, and level up faster than ever. Jobs were given far more solo capability than ever before with the introduction of fellows, a personal NPC that would fight alongside you and even cure and buff you, allowing casual players to continue leveling up even without a party. By the end, it became clear that the "treasures" the expansion title referred to were all the sweeping changes. At this point, FFXI was known as a hardcore gamers' MMO that was easy and enjoyable.
The final expansion pack for FFXI was Wings of the Goddess, an expansion that again met mixed reviews. Although no overwhelming changes were planned, more solo friendly content was added. The execution was incredibly flawed since weapon skill ups were normally gained in parties and most of the solo content did not allow skill ups. For the first time, there was a new incentive to get into a party: for the weapon and spell skill ups. Another cool feature that was poorly implemented was the ability to sync levels with another person so that a level 75 and level 10 person could be in the same party gaining levels. This was welcomed since some areas were very well known for how easy experience points could come by, especially levels where leveling against goblins was the easiest xp. The reason it was poorly implemented was because it promoted party play, but did not allow for skill ups if syncing to a lower level. WotG was such a failed expansion, Square Enix decided to release add-on scenarios originally planned for release at a much later time. Finally in December 2010, SE released the final updates for WotG, completing the story 3 years after the initial launch of the expansion. It became painfully clear that WotG was doomed when the expansion received tweaks and updates seemingly every 2 weeks to fix nothing but problems. The expansion itself was totally unnecessary and devoid of any useful content.

Today, the Abyssea add-on scenarios have completely taken over. The best gear comes from Abyssea and allows players to level far faster than ever before, removing the legendary xp cap of 300 per fight. The level cap is now 90 as of this writing, planned eventually to reach 99 before the year's end. Whatever game I used to play only 2 years ago is now completely gone and unrecognizable. If I were to go back, I would need to level 4 jobs from level 75-90 and get a completely new set of gear since my old gear would be seen as outdated despite being far above average when I last played. FFXI has changed substantially in one short year, trying to keep people playing while Square tries to tweak Final Fantasy XIV until it can become acceptable. Square Enix is even encouraging people to get FFXIV, to provide feedback and get a subscription discount on FFXI for owning FFXIV

FFXI continues to have lower and lower amounts of people playing as people turn to WoW, Guild Wars, and Lord of the Rings Online while the next great MMO is created. People would much rather play these other MMOs because GW and LotRO are free to play and WoW has such a huge player base despite stagnant growth. People initially believed Final Fantasy XIV to be that MMO, but apparently we will have to wait a bit longer...

Friday, January 14, 2011

Lebron Keeps Proving Why He Should Win MVP AGAIN

So... remember that crippling loss that the Heat suffered last night to the Clippers? Well, the Heat have found new ways to lose by losing to the Denver Nuggets by 130-102, no thanks to Lebron James, out with an ankle sprain (day-to-day). The 28-point loss was the biggest defeat of the Miami Heat of the season and interestingly enough, Dwyane Wade still has yet to snag a win against the Nuggets in Denver. The Heat played some of their most awful basketball yet, even worse than their performance last night in LA. The leading rebounders were Mike Miller, a shooting guard, with 8 rebounds and Juwan Howard with 7. Chris Bosh  and Ilgauskas managed to get a combined 11 rebounds, showing how absolutely worthless these guys are at catching a damn ball when a SHOOTING GUARD outrebounded both of them. Miami turned the ball over 16 times compared to Denver's 9.

Although as a team the Heat performed much better in their last two games, the Heat were in desperate need of Lebron's talents, since he could have easily scored 30 points against Denver's lacking defense. Dwyane Wade scored below his 25.1 points season average, a comparatively paltry 16 points, 9 lower than average. After the game, "coach" Erik Spoelstra admitted that if Lebron is not able to play Saturday at the Bulls, the Heat face a serious risk of losing their 3rd straight game in what looks to be a playoff atmosphere type game for the two teams' first meeting of the season.

If this pace keeps up, Lebron is going to be a shoe-in to win MVP for a third year in a row. I agreed with his first MVP vote, leading the Cavaliers to one of their best seasons ever. Last year, I disagreed with Lebron winning MVP since Kevin Durant had a much better season and led the Thunder to their first playoff appearance since they were the Seattle Supersonics. This year however, Lebron has proven with two teams that he is the indisputable MVP. The Cavaliers have gone from having the best record in the NBA to the worst record and the Heat suffered their largest defeat of the season their first game without Lebron. If that isn't reason enough for Lebron to win MVP, I don't know what is. I'm hoping Lebron suffers a season ending injury and cause the Heat to miss the playoffs just prove both how unbelievably value he is and how fucking terrible his team and coach are other than Dwyane Wade.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Yes Lebron, Karma Really is a Bitch.

After Lebron's infamous tweet became fodder for ESPN last night and this morning, Lebron put out a statement claiming that someone else made that post and he simply re-tweeted it. Yeah, right. Critics of Lebron were waiting for Lebron to put his money where his mouth is and of course lead his team to victory over the Clippers, probably the best or 2nd best non-playoff contending team. What we got was an ultimate lesson in irony and true karma.

The Clippers opened the game with a 44-26 lead after the 1st quarter, something that would set the pace for the rest of the game. Miami definitely took the Clippers lightly and they paid for it. It isn't easy for any team to come back from a 22 point lead, especially when the other team won't give up. Although the Heat outscored the Clippers 79-67 in the last 3 quarters, it simply was not enough after they lollygagged throughout the first quarter and kept letting the Clippers maintain their lead. It should be noted that once again, Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh scored more than 70% of their team's points (this time it was 80%), something that previously this season has led the Heat to winning every game in which that happened. The only other Heat player with more than 4 points was Mario Chalmers with 12 points, 9 of them from 3-pointers.

The Clippers definitely took my ultimate strategy to heart and only bothered seriously guarding the big three, knowing they'd probably be the only ones actually playing and just receiving passes and assists from other players. This worked out very well; James Jones was 0-3 in field goals (all 3 pointers), Juwan Howard was 0-2 in field goals, and Dwyane Wade was 1-4 in 3 pointers.

With this loss, the Clippers snapped the Heat's 13 game road win streak, in a four way tie for 4th best road win streak ever. After this game, the Heat will need to do some serious re-evaluating in how the team plays and not just how the big three are. In the meantime, other teams now know the secret to beating the Heat: don't even bother with other players, only concentrate on the big three, and attack the basket as much as possible because their inside defense is incredibly poor. If Miami does not change their play strategy, they will be a first round exit if they seed any lower than 2nd place.

Notes: Orlando had its 9 game win streak snapped by the Hornets. Dallas suffered its worst defeat this season to the Indiana Pacers, losing 3 in a row. The Lakers beat the Golden State Warriors 115-110 and moved ahead to 2nd place in the West with the Mavericks' loss. The Utah Jazz beat the New York Knicks in a very high scoring contest of 131-125 without an overtime.

UPDATE: Lebron James has a sprained left ankle. He is questionable for the Heat's game later this week against the Nuggets.

Batman & Robin #17-19

Grant Morrison's run on Batman & Robin is over at 16 issues after being the originator of this new team of Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne. Currently, Morrison is now dedicating his time to writing Batman Incorporated, which is fantastic. Before the new team of writer Peter J, Tomasi, penciller Patrick Gleason, and inker Mark Irwin were to take over in issue #20, writer Paul Cornell, penciller Scott McDaniel, and inker Rob Hunter worked on a 3 issue story featuring a new villain, the Absence. Ordinarily, I would not really bother to review a short run with questionable canon (generally it's viewed that any work done by guest writers is either not canon or can be ignored easily), but this new villain is unique in that she's purposely targeting Batman because he is now publicly affiliated with Bruce Wayne (In Batman: The Return, Bruce Wayne revealed to the world that he has been secretly funding the Batman's operations for more than a decade. A bit of a half-truth, but now the world at large knows where Batman gets his seemingly unlimited funding.).

The Absence was once a young socialite who was allegedly dating Bruce Wayne. It turns out that she was actually dating Tommy Elliot, otherwise known as the villain Hush, during the period of time that the Bat-family did not know Hush was operating as a Bruce Wayne impersonator after he performed plastic surgery on himself to resemble Wayne after Batman had presumably been killed by Darkseid during Final Crisis. Elliot broke up with the young socialite, presumably to create as many enemies for Bruce Wayne as possible if he were to ever come back. Some time afterward, she was shot in the head by pirates raiding a yacht party and presumed dead when her body fell into the ocean. She somehow awoke on the shore only to see in the reflecting water that a gigantic hole in her head (As far as how she received such a huge hole in her head from a 9mm bullet is never explained). Going to a private doctor, she discovers that she has a rare condition that causes the brain tissue to be so compact it forms a ring around the skull and leaves an absence of space in the middle of the cranium. She attends her funeral in disguise and discovers that nobody shows up because apparently she was a gigantic bitch. She then dedicates herself to ruining Bruce Wayne's life (because that makes sense) and re-imagining herself as The Absence.

Without spoiling the ending (which is somewhat thought provoking), this story is just downright silly. The Absence has no desire to kill Batman, just to make him question his loyalty to Bruce Wayne. While that's interesting and all, the silliest part is the whole brain matter in a ring around the skull nonsense. Even if this were a real medical condition, wouldn't she be severely retarded from a lack of brain matter? Plus that gunshot wound to the head blasted through brain matter on both sides of her head. Presuming that her brain matter is more compacted, this means she would lose the same, if not more brain matter from being shot clean through the head than a normal person. Her origins are incredibly dubious (but not uncreative at least) and just downright silly. I'm glad that Paul Cornell won't be writing any more issues of Batman & Robin; I really want to see a return to the serious comic it was under Grant Morrison.

The only positive I can say about this 3-part story is the art was fantastic and definitely welcome after having to deal with Frazer Irving's art for the "Batman Must Die" story arc. Not to say that Frazer Irving is a bad artist, but his style is simply not compatible with comic books. There were quite a few HURR DURR faces from people throughout both his run on Batman & Robin and Bruce Wayne: The Return Home #2.

Final Score: 2 Gaping Holes in the Head and Plot out of 5

You Thought the Lakers Beating the Knicks was Impressive? You Ain't Seen NOTHING. Also, Lebron was RIGHT?

112-57. The greatest defensive effort by the Lakers franchise in the shot clock era. The worst performance in Cavaliers history. The third biggest blowout win in Lakers history. Whatever you want to use to refer to this game, it was hilarious. This game wasn't just a massacre, it was a combined offensive effort by the Lakers as an entire team. The Lakers with the most points were Ron Artest and Andrew Bynum with 15 points a piece. How in the hell did the Lakers win with nobody scoring over 20 points? Because 7 players scored at least 10 points and 3 others scored at least 5. On the Crapaliers side (as they will now forever be called), only Alonzo Gee and Ramon Sessions (both coming off the bench) scored in double digits, Gee with 12. The Lakers had 40 defensive rebounds compared to the Crapaliers' paltry 42 total rebounds.

Now to be fair, the Cavs are missing 5 players from their lineup. Anderson Varejao is out for the rest of the season with a torn ankle tendon, Anthony Parker is out with a lower back strain, and Daniel Gibson, Leon Powe, and Joey Graham are all out for extended periods of time. Even so, had the Cavs had their full lineup, I seriously doubt they could have competed.

In related news, Lebron sent this now infamous tweet when the Unamazing Crapaliers were first down by 50 points:
Now, while Lebron may fail to see the irony in all of this, nevertheless,  Lebron's "Decision" this past summer is now increasingly being seen as the right decision. Although no one really thinks Lebron should have stayed in Cleveland, the big controversy was how it was executed, not letting any of his teammates, general manager, or owner that he was "taking his talents to South Beach." Although as an unrestricted free agent Lebron had every right not to tell anyone what his plans were, he was viewed as a hometown hero and the savior of Cleveland sports.

Lebron's tweet is a reference to Dan GIlbert's unfavorable treatment of him after The Decision aired on ESPN. It may have been prior to the decision, however. This Crapaliers team that lost so horribly to the Lakers (and has been losing horrifically since losing to the Heat at home earlier in the season, losing 21 of their last 22 games) was specifically drafted, traded, and recruited to build a team around Lebron James. Seeing how horrible the Cavaliers are without Lebron is really starting to make me see how Lebron must have felt the last 5 years, playing with people who cannot possibly come close to his level. Playing in the last two Olympics more than likely also led Lebron to see that there was so much more to offer than being relegated to a team with 1 mega talent and some guys to pass the ball to him and occasionally pass the ball to them to make them look better.

I guess it's a bit easier to understand Lebron and his actions now, but the point is that he still acts like a child and is constantly spewing his mouth off and giving his unwanted opinions on everything. From saying the NBA would have higher quality if there were fewer teams so that there would be more teams leaden with superstars "like the 80s" and saying he isn't the reason the NBA has increased viewership, Lebron just keeps showing how arrogant and uninformed he is. The 80s really had just 3 teams, the Lakers, the Celtics, and the Pistons; every other team was a joke or not taken as seriously as the big three teams.

Tonight, the Heat (who are undefeated when James, Wade, and Bosh score 71%+ of the team's points) face the Los Angeles Clippers, who have been increasingly better since Baron Davis came back from injury. The Clippers are probably the best non-playoff contending team right now, better than some of the teams in the East who, at this point, would qualify for the playoffs. This doesn't at all mean the Clippers will challenge the Heat at all, but the Heat may be surprised if they take the Clips lightly. Wouldn't it be funny if karma bit Lebron in the ass tonight and they lost to the Clippers? One can only hope!

Monday, January 10, 2011

Lakers Spank the Knicks, Get Their Groove Back by Doing What They do Best: Copy the Other Team's Play Style

The Lakers last night were in-your-face, troublesome, dominating in the paint, and unapologetic; everything we have begun to associate with the NY Knicks this season. This has all been part of the Lakers' success ever since Phil Jackson took over as head coach: their ability to have a chameleon play style. Rather than having a strict playbook, Jackson has the Lakers do everything in their power to copy exactly what the other team does and beat them at their own game. It's the same reason the Lakers easily defeated the Orlando Magic in the Finals two years ago, simply seeing what their opponent had to offer and shoving it back in their faces. The Lakers' defense held Amar'e Stoudamire, the leading candidate for MVP (and rightfully so) to NO field goals in the first quarter and only 1 point. Several technical fouls were called, most of them correctly, but Bynum was unfairly ejected at the start of the 4th quarter off a horrible call by a referee. It's not like it mattered, the Lakers still won by 22 points, their largest victory since beating the Chicago Bulls before Boozer came back from injury.

This 4-game win streak has been welcomed in LA after horrendous during Christmastime. If the Lakers can continue this pace, Matt Barnes might prove to be even more valuable once he gets back from his torn meniscus probably before the playoffs roll around.

In other news, the Miami Heat had a "thrilling" OT win over the Portland Trail Blazers. I put thrilling in quotation marks because of the Heat's 107 points, Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh scored 96 of them. The only other player to score more than 2 points was James Jones with 5 points. Quite literally, it was just these 3 guys and some guys making lucky shots (Carlos Arroyo was 1-5 in field goals) playing against an entire team and winning. This is precisely the reason the Heat have been unable to win against their biggest competition, the Boston Celtics. The Celtics have long understood how to shut down both Wade and Lebron and it has shown in both of their defeats. The secret to stopping the Heat is simply to only guard the Big Three and pay some degree of attention to their company. The most dangerous part about this is everyone knows now that the easiest way to stop the Heat is Lebron getting injured. Who wants to bet that an unfriendly player known for flagrant fouls will intentionally try to incapacitate Lebron? Not like it will matter though, the Celtics or Magic will easily shut the Heat down come playoffs time to make sure David Stern never gets his Kobe vs Lebron Finals.

UPDATE: Andrew Bynum's 2nd technical foul for allegedly purposely bumping into the referee who gave him a technical for loudly disputing a call was rescinded.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Superman: Secret Origin - Seriously, Who IS Superman?

Superman: Secret Origin is the latest "definitive" origin story for Superman, published in 2009 and 2010 during the time JMS decided Superman should go take a hike around the country and Batman was busy traveling through time. I reviewed Superman: Birthright a few months ago, giving it my seal of mixed approval.

Secret Origin is controversial. I could end this post with that sentence and not need to write another word, but I have to get details across. Geoff Johns wrote Secret Origin and I was shocked to see that not only is it well written, but it's so well written you actually feel sorry for young Clark Kent learning he is not from this planet. The artwork is definitely better than Birthright, more in line with how comics look these days, the only problem is that Gary Frank has no idea how to draw teeth. This becomes a problem when Lex Luthor is constantly grinning and Superman is constantly smiling. Everyone looks like beavers when they smile, especially Jimmy Olsen. John Sibal does a great job inking, but the real star of the show other than Johns is Brad Anderson, the colorist. I hate when people decide Superman needs a darker blue costume, so I was very pleased to see his old-school blues in show.

Let's just get straight to business and talk about those nitty-gritty details I mentioned in my Birthright review.
  • Life on Krypton is never shown and is left to interpretation.
  • The S-shield is speculated by Martha Kent to be the El family coat of arms, but it is never confirmed.
  • The story actually begins with Clark Kent as a young boy discovering he is not human, rather than finding out as a teenager.
  • This is the first Superman origin story that does not show Jor-El in detail nor showing Kal-El crash landing on Earth.
  • No reason is given for why Jonathan and Martha Kent never had any children.
  • Clark Kent's glasses are finally given a reason to exist other than a disguise: they are made of the same material as a data crystal included in his rocket, so they can block his heat vision, activated by stress or excitement when he is young.
  • Jonathan Kent does not die, mostly because he isn't allowed to die when Clark is a teenager anymore, he has to die several years later before the New Krypton story arc.
  • Lex Luthor is native to Smallville and his father Lionel is an unemployed alcoholic.
  • Clark Kent operates as Superboy after Ma Kent creates a Kryptonian costume based on a video she saw of Kryptonians included in Clark's rocket.
  • Lex Luthor gains some of his fortune after Lionel dies of a heart attack and Lex collects a massive life insurance policy. He uses it to get out of Smallville and build a fortune in Metropolis.
  • Superboy travels to the 30th Century and operates with the Legion of Superheroes briefly. The Legion decides not to erase his memories of his time in the future.
  • Clark Kent is once again a bumbling fool as "Metropolis Clark" so that no one would think of him as possibly being Superman.
  • The Parasite now gains his superpowers from kryptonite, establishing early on that kryptonite is not harmless to humans, an idea originally conceived in the 90s when Lex Luthor got cancer in his hand from constantly wearing a kryptonite ring. Parasite getting superpowers however, stems from Smallville.
  • Lex Luthor cannot comprehend Superman's altruism, something borrowed heavily from All-Star Superman, and he believes Superman has ulterior motives in being on Earth.
Something interesting Geoff Johns and Gary Frank did was design the characters after the various actors and depictions of them. Superman looks like Christopher Reeve, Pa and Ma Kent look like Jonathon Schneider and Annette O'Toole, Lois Lane looks like a hybrid of Margot Kidder and Kate Bosworth, and Lana Lang (hilariously enough) also looks like Annette O'Toole. Perry White, Jimmy Olsen, and Lex Luthor look like they have been drawn in the comics for the past 70 years.

Secret Origin, despite regressing Superman increasingly to his more classic Silver Age origin, is so well-written it doesn't matter. John Byrne went crazy after writing Man of Steel and Mark Waid's Birthright wasn't the greatest thing in the world. Johns has written some of the best contemporary comics (other than Grant Morrison) and somehow managed to not go crazy yet. Seeing his work on Secret Origin has convinced me to give his work a chance and read Infinite Crisis, 52, and his upcoming Batman Earth One, a re-telling of Batman's origins part of DC Comics' new Earth One line, trying once again to compete with Marvel's Ultimate brand where the All-Star brand utterly failed thanks to Frank Miller fucking up Batman.